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Superbowl tomorrow, and my Chiefs are further from getting a ticket back to the big game than Janet Jackson’s left breast.  So I am jumping on the Saints bandwagon like a bunch of people I know.  Here are my reasons why:

1.) Drew Brees has been on my FFB team the past 3 years.  He is the only one who has ever gotten me points on a consistent basis.

2.) When I was a freshman in high school, I had a huge crush on a senior hottie who never knew I existed.  She graduated and went on to Purdue.  Brees played at Purdue.

3.) Scott Fujita use to play for the Chiefs.  It’s always fun to say “Foo-gee-taaahh”.

4.) I shook Willie Roaf’s hand after a Chiefs game when he use to run block for Priest Holmes in KC.  The dude was HUGE!  Arguably one of the best left tackles ever to play the game.  He spent most of his career in New Orleans.

5.) I loathe Eli Manning.  Peyton is guilty by association.

6.) Maybe if the Saints win, the commentators will finally ask the burning question “What is that thing on Drew Brees’ face?”

7.) I want to see what those fans do to Bourbon Street during the celebration.

8.) A win will mean more close ups of Kim Kardashian making a total fool of herself.

9.) The win will force the Saints’ marketing team to come up with a less overused slogan than “Who Dat!”

10.) IF the Saints can do it, than maybe the Chiefs, Lions, Jaguars, Panthers, Texans, Browns…(insert loser teams here)…can do it too.